Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 84'

    Goal for Tomtom FC! Padel Suiiiilc

    A long ball forward from Olivier Pottier finds Padel Suiiiilc, who controls it on his chest with his back to goal and pulls off an acrobatic bicycle kick! What a splendid goal!

  2. 81'

    Goal for FC Sosies! Jude Bellinghass

    Oh, what a blunder!!! Corentin Tolissou plays a weak backpass to his keeper, Jude Bellinghass intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...

  3. 78'

    Yellow card for Nuno Merguez

    He earned that card! A fully deserved yellow card for Nuno Merguez.

  4. 60'

    Yellow card for Benjamin Bost

    Yellow card for Benjamin Bost. He is lucky, that foul deserved a red.

  5. 21'

    Goal for FC Sosies! Nuno Merguez

    A cross from Hawk Tchuameni for Nuno Merguez, who beats the opposing keeper. Those two linked up perfectly on that play!

  6. 13'

    Goal for Tomtom FC! Japtiste Bouffe

    What a magnificent goal! Lucas Simon plays a through ball to Japtiste Bouffe, who hits it first time; the ball swerves and finds the back of the net.

  7. 11'

    Goal for Tomtom FC! Japtiste Bouffe

    Japtiste Bouffe leaves Nuno Merguez for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!

What a spectacular display of absolute chaos we witnessed today! The match between FC Sosies and Tomtom FC was less of a tactical masterclass and more of a slapstick routine performed on grass. Tomtom FC roared into an early lead with two lightning-fast goals in the 11th and 13th minutes, leaving the FC Sosies defense looking like they were trying to solve a complex math equation while running in circles. By the time FC Sosies finally managed to find the back of the net in the 21st minute, it felt more like a charitable donation from the opposition than a tactical breakthrough. ⚽

The second half was a masterclass in frustration, particularly for FC Sosies, who seemed determined to miss every opportunity handed to them on a silver platter. The peak of this tragedy occurred in the 60th minute when, after a flurry of fouls and a yellow card for Tomtom FC, FC Sosies were gifted a penalty—only to fluff it completely. It was a moment of pure, unadulterated sporting incompetence that had the spectators questioning if the goalposts had actually been moved by ghosts. Even when FC Sosies managed to claw back a goal in the 81st minute, their joy was as short-lived as a politician's promise.

Ultimately, Tomtom FC snatched a 2-3 victory, proving that you don't need to be brilliant to win; you just need to be slightly less catastrophic than the other guys. While FC Sosies walked away with a yellow card and a bruised ego, Tomtom FC escaped with the points despite their own defensive lapses. It was a messy, loud, and utterly bizarre encounter that reminds us exactly why we love this beautiful—and occasionally brainless—game. 🤡

Match details

On 07/11/2026 16:30

Le Boulodrome (FC Sosies)

36171 spectators

No extra time

André Ona...
223 pts
27 yrs
Samuel Um...
225 pts
28 yrs
Salibabouche
228 pts
23 yrs
Pdiddy Marco
228 pts
25 yrs
Nuno Merguez
223 pts
20 yrs
Antoine G...
223 pts
27 yrs
Hawk Tchu...
224 pts
23 yrs
Jude Bell...
227 pts
27 yrs
Iniestaco...
226 pts
24 yrs
Hugo EkiT...
226 pts
28 yrs
Lamine Lanal
227 pts
24 yrs
Achraf Ou...
297 pts
25 yrs
Bill Clin...
266 pts
32 yrs
Loic Capu...
273 pts
27 yrs
Bhibaud T...
221 pts
22 yrs
Japtiste ...
279 pts
22 yrs
Corentin ...
266 pts
33 yrs
Olivier P...
265 pts
29 yrs
Denidegro...
273 pts
26 yrs
Benjamin ...
263 pts
31 yrs
Lucas Simon
270 pts
25 yrs
Padel Sui...
265 pts
30 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    The referee blows the final whistle on this match between Tomtom FC and FC Sosies. Tomtom FC takes the win.

  2. 91'

    FC Sosies has been playing some attractive football lately, while Tomtom FC is chasing the ball.

  3. 87'

    Shot off target by Japtiste Bouffe

    Following a nice combination between Japtiste Bouffe and Olivier Pottier, Olivier Pottier backheels the ball into the middle for Japtiste Bouffe, who unleashes a rocket... into the stands.

  4. 84'

    Goal for Tomtom FC! Padel Suiiiilc

    A long ball forward from Olivier Pottier finds Padel Suiiiilc, who controls it on his chest with his back to goal and pulls off an acrobatic bicycle kick! What a splendid goal!

  5. 82'

    Loic Capuchon and Olivier Pottier have a misunderstanding, and the opposition recovers the ball.

  6. 81'

    Goal for FC Sosies! Jude Bellinghass

    Oh, what a blunder!!! Corentin Tolissou plays a weak backpass to his keeper, Jude Bellinghass intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...

  7. 78'

    Yellow card for Nuno Merguez

    He earned that card! A fully deserved yellow card for Nuno Merguez.

  8. 78'

    In a duel with Nuno Merguez, Denidegrossehess goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  9. 74'

    Great link-up play between Loic Capuchon and Padel Suiiiilc; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!

  10. 70'

    The tackle by Salibabouche on Corentin Tolissou is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  11. 65'

    Bhibaud Toudrois stamps on Hugo EkiTikTok, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  12. 60'

    Penalty missed by Lamine Lanal

    What a waste!!! Lamine Lanal blasts the penalty 5 meters over the bar!

  13. 60'

    Penalty to FC Sosies

    The referee didn't hesitate and points to the penalty spot. Lamine Lanal places the ball.

  14. 60'

    Yellow card for Benjamin Bost

    Yellow card for Benjamin Bost. He is lucky, that foul deserved a red.

  15. 59'

    Benjamin Bost slides into Salibabouche as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  16. 58'

    Tomtom FC is currently dominating in midfield, pushing FC Sosies back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!

  17. 55'

    Save by Achraf Outouda

    Nuno Merguez is one-on-one with the keeper, hesitates, and hits a shot that Achraf Outouda catches easily.

  18. 51'

    For the last few minutes, FC Sosies and Tomtom FC have just been watching each other play.

  19. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC Sosies va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  20. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour Tomtom FC.

  21. 39'

    Free kick by Lamine Lanal

    What a free kick!!!! Lamine Lanal goes for power. Unfortunately, the ball hits the crossbar before flying into the stands. What a chance!

  22. 39'

    Heavy foul by Denidegrossehess who charges into André Onananas from behind.

  23. 33'

    Offside called against Bill Clinton Mata, poorly served by Denidegrossehess.

  24. 30'

    Shot off target by Jude Bellinghass

    Jude Bellinghass!!! We all thought it was in, but his shot goes wide of the goal.

  25. 25'

    FC Sosies has possession but can't find a way through, as Tomtom FC is defending the pitch well.

  26. 21'

    Goal for FC Sosies! Nuno Merguez

    A cross from Hawk Tchuameni for Nuno Merguez, who beats the opposing keeper. Those two linked up perfectly on that play!

  27. 18'

    Shot off target by Jude Bellinghass

    Looking sharp tonight, Jude Bellinghass tries his luck with a long-range effort that misses the target.

  28. 13'

    Goal for Tomtom FC! Japtiste Bouffe

    What a magnificent goal! Lucas Simon plays a through ball to Japtiste Bouffe, who hits it first time; the ball swerves and finds the back of the net.

  29. 11'

    Goal for Tomtom FC! Japtiste Bouffe

    Japtiste Bouffe leaves Nuno Merguez for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!

  30. 5'

    What a foul! As Denidegrossehess was heading for goal, Salibabouche comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  31. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are off in a match that we hope will deliver on all its promises in terms of excitement and intensity!

Key stats

FC Sosies Tomtom FC
51% Possession 49%
2 Goals 3
3 Shots on target 3
3 Shots off target 1
3 Fouls 3
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Jude Bellinghass 81'
  • Nuno Merguez 21' Hawk Tchuameni

Scorers

  • Padel Suiiiilc 84' Olivier Pottier
  • Japtiste Bouffe 13' Lucas Simon
  • Japtiste Bouffe 11'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 21'78'

Midfield

  • 21'
  • 81'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 13'11'
  • 84'

Attack

  • 60'
  • 13'
  • 84'

Substitutes

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