Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 86'

    Free kick scored by Snipe

    Snipe catches everyone off guard by shooting directly from this free kick; the defense is beaten and Timothe Guerin is forced to concede.

  2. 83'

    Penalty converted by Philippe Fontaine

    Penalty! Philippe Fontaine steps up and fires it low into the right corner... Unstoppable!

  3. 64'

    Red card for Aaron Boyer

    The referee rushes over to Aaron Boyer and shows him the red card! His team will have to finish the match without him.

  4. 60'

    Snipe goes down injured

    Snipe seems to be in pain with his left ankle; it would be better if he left the pitch.

  5. 26'

    Goal for Breakout/57! Jacky fuego

    What a magnificent goal! Guillaume Martin plays a through ball to Jacky fuego, who hits it first time; the ball swerves and finds the back of the net.

What a masterclass in absolute chaos! The match between US Montjoie and Breakout/57 was less of a football game and more of an organized brawl that somehow ended in a 1-2 scoreline. US Montjoie seemed to have a secret mission to collect every card in the referee’s pocket, culminating in a disastrous red card in the 64th minute after a string of clumsy fouls. Meanwhile, Breakout/57 spent the first hour treating the goalpost like a target practice dummy, missing shot after shot while one of their players was left nursing an injury thanks to the aggressive hospitality of their opponents. 🤡

The drama peaked in the final ten minutes, turning into a script even a soap opera writer would reject. US Montjoie finally found a lifeline when they were awarded a penalty in the 83rd minute, burying it to spark a glimmer of hope that they clearly didn't deserve. But the football gods are nothing if not ironic; just three minutes later, Breakout/57 responded with a stunning free-kick goal that silenced the home crowd and secured their victory. It was a poetic justice that left US Montjoie scrambling, their final desperate shot in the 89th minute sailing aimlessly into the stands like their hopes for a comeback.

In the end, Breakout/57 leaves with the points, proving that you don't need to play pretty to win—you just need to survive the carnage. US Montjoie, on the other hand, should perhaps trade their cleats for boxing gloves, given their six fouls and complete lack of discipline. A truly bizarre spectacle that reminds us why we watch this beautiful, broken sport. ⚽

Match details

On 06/11/2026 12:30

Stade Louis XIV (US Montjoie)

4940 spectators

No extra time

Timothe G...
132 pts
26 yrs
Arthur Fo...
141 pts
22 yrs
Warren Du...
142 pts
19 yrs
Corentin ...
136 pts
26 yrs
Aaron Boyer
136 pts
24 yrs
Antonin M...
140 pts
20 yrs
Philippe ...
134 pts
26 yrs
Jean Collin
146 pts
20 yrs
Auguste R...
136 pts
25 yrs
Hugo Blan...
152 pts
21 yrs
Mael Vidal
137 pts
23 yrs
Leo Bertrand
170 pts
23 yrs
Fyjo
167 pts
18 yrs
Xyfu
151 pts
20 yrs
AnneETDav...
204 pts
24 yrs
Kevin Roux
143 pts
22 yrs
Christoph...
150 pts
24 yrs
Jacky fuego
176 pts
21 yrs
Guillaume...
136 pts
25 yrs
Thomas Ro...
171 pts
23 yrs
Warren Joly
167 pts
21 yrs
Snipe
160 pts
21 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    Breakout/57 wins after a great match. US Montjoie did not deserve to lose, however.

  2. 89'

    Shot off target by Auguste Robin

    Auguste Robin works the right flank before crossing. Hugo Blanchard tries to volley it home but miscues completely. Goal kick.

  3. 86'

    Free kick scored by Snipe

    Snipe catches everyone off guard by shooting directly from this free kick; the defense is beaten and Timothe Guerin is forced to concede.

  4. 86'

    A shirt pull by Auguste Robin; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  5. 83'

    Penalty converted by Philippe Fontaine

    Penalty! Philippe Fontaine steps up and fires it low into the right corner... Unstoppable!

  6. 83'

    Penalty to US Montjoie

    That foul was committed inside the penalty area. The crowd is holding its breath! Philippe Fontaine is preparing to take the shot...

  7. 83'

    Arthur Fontaine starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Leo Bertrand, who commits a very bad foul.

  8. 82'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, Corentin Morin pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Jacky fuego. Pure class.

  9. 79'

    Save by Timothe Guerin

    Thomas Robert fires a confident shot from 25 meters! But Timothe Guerin makes an incredible save, the crowd is going wild!

  10. 77'

    Free kick by Snipe

    Snipe steps up to take the free kick but completely miscues it and the ball goes well over the bar. A shot to forget!

  11. 77'

    Jean Collin attempts a tough tackle on Christophe Lambert but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  12. 72'

    Shot on target by Hugo Blanchard

    Auguste Robin plays a through ball for Hugo Blanchard, who hits it first time. The keeper is caught by surprise and can only punch the ball away.

  13. 70'

    Free kick by Snipe

    Snipe steps up and... poor pigeon.

  14. 70'

    Hugo Blanchard attempts a tough tackle on Xyfu but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  15. 66'

    Shot off target by Thomas Robert

    Nice one-two between Thomas Robert and Christophe Lambert... Thomas Robert tries his luck but completely shanks it.

  16. 64'

    Red card for Aaron Boyer

    The referee rushes over to Aaron Boyer and shows him the red card! His team will have to finish the match without him.

  17. 64'

    What a foul! As Jacky fuego was heading for goal, Aaron Boyer comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  18. 60'

    Snipe goes down injured

    Snipe seems to be in pain with his left ankle; it would be better if he left the pitch.

  19. 60'

    In a duel with Antonin Mathieu, Snipe goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  20. 57'

    Free kick by Snipe

    Snipe slips as he strikes the ball, sending it flying into the stands.

  21. 57'

    Mael Vidal slides into Snipe as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  22. 51'

    Shot off target by Jacky fuego

    After a nice team move, Jacky fuego curls a shot from 25 meters out that goes just wide of the keeper, who didn't move.

  23. 48'

    Xyfu and Snipe are stringing passes together beautifully.

  24. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe US Montjoie va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  25. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Breakout/57.

  26. 41'

    Breakout/57 is barely seeing the ball as US Montjoie dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the US Montjoie fans, who have started a Mexican wave.

  27. 37'

    Xyfu takes too long to release the ball and Fyjo is caught offside.

  28. 35'

    Save by Timothe Guerin

    Kevin Roux tries to chip the keeper from 30 meters, but he sensed the danger and caught the ball.

  29. 30'

    Save by Leo Bertrand

    From midfield, Jean Collin unleashes a superb strike, but Leo Bertrand catches it easily before shouting at his teammates to wake them up.

  30. 26'

    Goal for Breakout/57! Jacky fuego

    What a magnificent goal! Guillaume Martin plays a through ball to Jacky fuego, who hits it first time; the ball swerves and finds the back of the net.

  31. 23'

    Christophe Lambert hesitates too long in the box and loses the ball following a challenge from Hugo Blanchard.

  32. 18'

    Guillaume Martin and Fyjo play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  33. 15'

    Save by Timothe Guerin

    Thomas Robert is on the edge of offside and racing toward goal... but Timothe Guerin isn't fooled by the striker's feint and claims the ball!

  34. 10'

    Free kick by Antonin Mathieu

    Antonin Mathieu steps up to take the free kick but his standing foot slips as he strikes it. The ball hits the wall.

  35. 9'

    Guillaume Martin leans on Warren Dubois in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  36. 6'

    Breakout/57 is pressing US Montjoie very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.

  37. 2'

    Corentin Morin and Mael Vidal are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!

  38. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for this derby between US Montjoie and Breakout/57; this is an important match for both teams.

Key stats

US Montjoie Breakout/57
32% Possession 68%
1 Goals 2
4 Shots on target 5
1 Shots off target 5
6 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 0
1 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 1

Scorers

  • Philippe Fontaine 83'

Scorers

  • Snipe 86'
  • Jacky fuego 26' Guillaume Martin

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 64'

Midfield

  • 83'(Pen)

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 26'
  • 26'

Attack

  • 86'60'

Substitutes

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