Championship

Full time

IMPERATOR KEBAB

6-0

Paris Champion 25

Key moments

  1. 92'

    Red card for Lapassedé

    Despite the protests, Lapassedé is shown a red card following that foul.

  2. 87'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! ÉNORME BLAIREAU

    PANTY SNIFFER starts from midfield and sends a right-footed cross finding ÉNORME BLAIREAU, who powers a header into the back of the net!!!

  3. 68'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    PANTY SNIFFER starts from midfield and sends a right-footed cross finding POOP CATAPULT, who powers a header into the back of the net!!!

  4. 45+2'

    Substitution for Paris Champion 25

    Paris Champion 25 effectue un remplacement. Teddy Teuma prend la place de Jokerdelux.

  5. 42'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! PANTY SNIFFER

    A powerful strike from PANTY SNIFFER that is unfortunately deflected by Koudepol, beating his own keeper.

  6. 31'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! ÉNORME BLAIREAU

    From 30 meters out, ÉNORME BLAIREAU rockets a missile straight into the top corner, leaving Bebe Tintin with no chance.

  7. 15'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! PANTY SNIFFER

    POOP CATAPULT hits a beautiful crossfield pass to PANTY SNIFFER, who controls it, flicks it up, and buries an incredible volley into the top corner! Magnificent.

  8. 12'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! PROUT PISTOL

    BOUDIN CUIT's corner leads to a scramble, and PROUT PISTOL finds the back of the net.

  9. 6'

    Jokerdelux goes down injured

    Following that very heavy foul, Jokerdelux is injured.

What we witnessed today was not a football match; it was a culinary massacre. IMPERATOR KEBAB arrived at the pitch with an appetite for destruction, leaving Paris Champion 25 looking like a discarded wrapper in the rain. The carnage started early when a 6th-minute injury forced the visitors to realize that today was going to be a long, painful shift. By the 12th minute, the corner-kick goal opened the floodgates, and from there, IMPERATOR KEBAB dismantled their opponents with the clinical precision of a master chef slicing through a rotisserie spit. ⚽

The statistics tell a story of total humiliation. While IMPERATOR KEBAB peppered the goal with seven shots on target, Paris Champion 25 managed exactly zero. It is hard to win a game when you spend more time nursing wounds and committing fouls than actually touching the ball. By the time the clock hit 87 minutes, the scoreboard read a brutal 6-0, a result that surely left the Paris Champion 25 squad wishing they had just stayed home and ordered a takeaway instead. 🥙

The final act of this tragedy saw Paris Champion 25 lose their composure entirely, picking up a red card in the 92nd minute as the frustration of total obsolescence finally boiled over. It was a pathetic display of sportsmanship to cap off a miserable performance. As for IMPERATOR KEBAB, they walk away with their heads held high, having served up a masterclass in dominance that will surely be remembered as the most delicious thrashing of the season. 🚩

Head-to-head

Match details

On 06/11/2026 11:30

Le 1664 Arena (IMPERATOR KEBAB)

78000 spectators

No extra time

PACO RABAT
317 pts
25 yrs
KNAKI MOLLE
335 pts
23 yrs
NASTY SAU...
218 pts
26 yrs
BOUDIN CUIT
327 pts
28 yrs
KNAKI DURE
335 pts
26 yrs
PANTY SNI...
352 pts
25 yrs
ÉNORME BL...
335 pts
25 yrs
STEPH SLI...
347 pts
29 yrs
PROUT PISTOL
342 pts
26 yrs
POOP CATA...
342 pts
23 yrs
GROS GROS...
333 pts
29 yrs
Bebe Tintin
302 pts
30 yrs
Cobo
167 pts
22 yrs
Koudepol
302 pts
21 yrs
Taclassassin
317 pts
18 yrs
Tupassepa
312 pts
25 yrs
Lapassedé
373 pts
22 yrs
Toujouren...
371 pts
26 yrs
Jamaifatigai
373 pts
25 yrs
La Vic JR
399 pts
23 yrs
Teddy Teuma
172 pts
27 yrs
Macouille
399 pts
21 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 92'

    Full time!

    Full time! IMPERATOR KEBAB dominate Paris Champion 25 with a score of 6-0 and add another win to their tally!

  2. 92'

    Red card for Lapassedé

    Despite the protests, Lapassedé is shown a red card following that foul.

  3. 91'

    NASTY SAUSAGE cuts inside to beat his marker, but Lapassedé hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  4. 87'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! ÉNORME BLAIREAU

    PANTY SNIFFER starts from midfield and sends a right-footed cross finding ÉNORME BLAIREAU, who powers a header into the back of the net!!!

  5. 84'

    IMPERATOR KEBAB are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave Paris Champion 25's half.

  6. 81'

    IMPERATOR KEBAB are in real trouble, Paris Champion 25 are currently monopolizing possession.

  7. 77'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Jamaifatigai, NASTY SAUSAGE can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  8. 73'

    Tupassepa commits a heavy foul, tackling KNAKI MOLLE from behind with both feet off the ground.

  9. 68'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    PANTY SNIFFER starts from midfield and sends a right-footed cross finding POOP CATAPULT, who powers a header into the back of the net!!!

  10. 63'

    IMPERATOR KEBAB is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against Paris Champion 25.

  11. 57'

    Shot off target by POOP CATAPULT

    POOP CATAPULT dribbles past three defenders and shoots from 25 meters. The ball hits the crossbar! What a shame!

  12. 53'

    BOUDIN CUIT goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. Jamaifatigai wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.

  13. 47'

    ÉNORME BLAIREAU's pass is completely off target and goes straight out for a throw-in. Teddy Teuma watches him and laughs.

  14. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Paris Champion 25 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  15. 45+2'

    Tactical change — Paris Champion 25

    Paris Champion 25 modifie sa stratégie.

  16. 45+2'

    Substitution for Paris Champion 25

    Paris Champion 25 effectue un remplacement. Teddy Teuma prend la place de Jokerdelux.

  17. 42'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! PANTY SNIFFER

    A powerful strike from PANTY SNIFFER that is unfortunately deflected by Koudepol, beating his own keeper.

  18. 41'

    Great pressing from IMPERATOR KEBAB. Paris Champion 25 is struggling to play properly.

  19. 35'

    Shot off target by Jokerdelux

    Jokerdelux fires a low cross across the goal... Macouille gets a touch but it goes out for a goal kick.

  20. 31'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! ÉNORME BLAIREAU

    From 30 meters out, ÉNORME BLAIREAU rockets a missile straight into the top corner, leaving Bebe Tintin with no chance.

  21. 29'

    Jamaifatigai plays a through ball to Koudepol but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.

  22. 27'

    Lapassedé and Jokerdelux are stringing passes together beautifully.

  23. 23'

    Paris Champion 25 is moving the ball around well. IMPERATOR KEBAB is completely disorganized and cannot win the ball back.

  24. 18'

    Shot on target by PROUT PISTOL

    PANTY SNIFFER plays it first time to PROUT PISTOL, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.

  25. 15'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! PANTY SNIFFER

    POOP CATAPULT hits a beautiful crossfield pass to PANTY SNIFFER, who controls it, flicks it up, and buries an incredible volley into the top corner! Magnificent.

  26. 12'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! PROUT PISTOL

    BOUDIN CUIT's corner leads to a scramble, and PROUT PISTOL finds the back of the net.

  27. 8'

    Heavy foul by POOP CATAPULT who charges into Jokerdelux from behind.

  28. 6'

    Jokerdelux goes down injured

    Following that very heavy foul, Jokerdelux is injured.

  29. 5'

    After an aerial duel, GROS GROS PIGNOUF delivers a violent elbow to the face of Jokerdelux, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  30. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway for this clash between IMPERATOR KEBAB and Paris Champion 25; it is going to be intense!

Key stats

IMPERATOR KEBAB Paris Champion 25
56% Possession 44%
6 Goals 0
7 Shots on target 0
1 Shots off target 1
3 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 1
0 Injuries 1

Scorers

  • ÉNORME BLAIREAU 87' PANTY SNIFFER
  • POOP CATAPULT 68' PANTY SNIFFER
  • PANTY SNIFFER 42'
  • ÉNORME BLAIREAU 31'
  • PANTY SNIFFER 15' POOP CATAPULT
  • PROUT PISTOL 12' BOUDIN CUIT

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 12'

Midfield

  • 42'15'87'68'
  • 87'31'

Attack

  • 12'
  • 68'15'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 92'

Attack

  • 45+2'

Substitutes

  • 6'45+2'

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