Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 79'

    Yellow card for M.Ciani

    He earned that card! A fully deserved yellow card for M.Ciani.

  2. 66'

    Goal for FC Lorient! Gerard Manletan

    Corner taken by M.Ciani towards the edge of the box for Gerard Manletan, who connects with a thunderous volley that catches the keeper off guard. It's a goal!

  3. 63'

    Goal for FC Lorient! Guco

    Guco and Florian Capelle break on the counter, play a beautiful one-two, and Guco opens his foot to beat the opposing keeper.

  4. 43'

    Goal for FC Lorient! C.Jallet

    A powerful strike from Guco, the keeper spills the ball and C.Jallet pounces to score. GOAL!

  5. 7'

    Free kick scored by Guco

    And it's a goal! Guco finds the top corner from the free kick, vegeta stayed rooted to his line.

What we witnessed tonight was not a football match, but a full-scale public humiliation. The PSG 676767676767 squad, usually so full of themselves, looked like they had collectively decided to take a nap during the entire 90 minutes. With a staggering zero shots—on or off target—the Parisian side was utterly invisible, leaving the FC Lorient players to treat the pitch like their own private training ground. It was less of a tactical masterclass and more of a total existential crisis for the home team. 🤡

FC Lorient came out swinging early, drawing blood in the 7th minute with a clinical free-kick that set the tone for the massacre. By the time they hammered home their fourth goal from a corner in the 66th minute, the scoreboard read a brutal 0-4, and the PSG 676767676767 defense had long since checked out. The visitors were relentless, racking up 12 shots on target while the Parisians spent their time committing five useless fouls, desperately trying to stop a tidal wave that had already drowned them.

The only thing harder than watching the PSG 676767676767 players try to find the ball was watching the final minutes tick down. Even when FC Lorient picked up a yellow card in the 79th minute, it felt like a mercy gesture to keep the game interesting. As the final whistle blew, the contrast was stark: one team celebrated a dominant victory, while the other seemed to be questioning their life choices. If this is what the future holds for the Parisian giants, they might want to consider switching to a sport that doesn't require a ball. 📉

Match details

On 06/11/2026 06:30

Stade PSG (PSG 676767676767)

13576 spectators

No extra time

vegeta
189 pts
24 yrs
Freezer
157 pts
31 yrs
Son Gohan
126 pts
20 yrs
Trunk
131 pts
25 yrs
Zeno
227 pts
19 yrs
C-17
134 pts
22 yrs
Beerus
141 pts
26 yrs
Krilin
139 pts
26 yrs
Majin Boo
132 pts
24 yrs
Son Goten
161 pts
19 yrs
Son goku
151 pts
23 yrs
F.Audard
289 pts
24 yrs
J.Morel
303 pts
24 yrs
M.Ciani
301 pts
24 yrs
S.Marchal
300 pts
24 yrs
C.Jallet
300 pts
25 yrs
Fumu
309 pts
21 yrs
Guco
308 pts
22 yrs
Florian C...
307 pts
23 yrs
Gerard Ma...
317 pts
23 yrs
B.Dieng
317 pts
24 yrs
K.Gameiro
319 pts
23 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Full time, the score is 4-0 for FC Lorient.

  2. 90'

    Great pressing from FC Lorient. PSG 676767676767 is struggling to play properly.

  3. 87'

    Free kick by Guco

    Free kick, Guco to take it, he takes his run-up, it's 30 meters over the bar, that was a lovely drop goal!

  4. 87'

    Zeno puts in a heavy tackle on B.Dieng during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  5. 84'

    J.Morel weaves through the defense and cuts it back for Guco, but a defender gets there first.

  6. 82'

    What a foul! As Zeno was heading for goal, Fumu comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  7. 79'

    Yellow card for M.Ciani

    He earned that card! A fully deserved yellow card for M.Ciani.

  8. 79'

    M.Ciani just tackled Majin Boo with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  9. 75'

    Save by vegeta

    Guco is one-on-one with vegeta but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.

  10. 73'

    Gerard Manletan cannot get past Son Gohan and gives the ball away cheaply.

  11. 71'

    B.Dieng and Guco are putting on a show, toying with the opposing defense with a series of one-twos!

  12. 67'

    Freezer and C-17 play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  13. 66'

    Goal for FC Lorient! Gerard Manletan

    Corner taken by M.Ciani towards the edge of the box for Gerard Manletan, who connects with a thunderous volley that catches the keeper off guard. It's a goal!

  14. 63'

    Goal for FC Lorient! Guco

    Guco and Florian Capelle break on the counter, play a beautiful one-two, and Guco opens his foot to beat the opposing keeper.

  15. 61'

    A run down the right from Florian Capelle, who crosses but sees his ball cleared by Beerus. The danger remains near the penalty area.

  16. 58'

    FC Lorient is pressing very intensely, forcing PSG 676767676767 to bypass their midfield and play long balls to their forwards.

  17. 53'

    Save by vegeta

    The powerful 20-meter strike from B.Dieng is punched away by vegeta.

  18. 50'

    Shot off target by Gerard Manletan

    Gerard Manletan tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

  19. 46'

    Beerus manages to dribble past Guco, who catches up. Beerus slaps his opponent! Foul!

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe PSG 676767676767 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  21. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour FC Lorient.

  22. 43'

    Goal for FC Lorient! C.Jallet

    A powerful strike from Guco, the keeper spills the ball and C.Jallet pounces to score. GOAL!

  23. 39'

    Shot on target by C.Jallet

    C.Jallet puts on a clinic in midfield, accelerating through three defenders before setting up B.Dieng, whose left-footed shot from the edge of the box is blocked.

  24. 35'

    Shot on target by Fumu

    Fumu tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

  25. 31'

    Free kick by Guco

    What a save from vegeta! Guco's free kick was heading for the top corner, but the keeper's reflex denies the goal.

  26. 31'

    What a foul! As Guco was heading for goal, Trunk comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  27. 29'

    J.Morel hesitates too long in the box and loses the ball following a challenge from Beerus.

  28. 27'

    Shot on target by Guco

    Florian Capelle dinks the ball over the defense, Guco hits a powerful half-volley straight into the arms of the well-positioned keeper!

  29. 24'

    C.Jallet finds plenty of space down the left. He crosses to M.Ciani, who controls with a spin and beats the keeper at the second attempt. But he is flagged offside. Replays confirm it was the right call.

  30. 18'

    Shot on target by B.Dieng

    Fumu plays it first time to B.Dieng, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.

  31. 13'

    Shot on target by B.Dieng

    B.Dieng's shot is scuffed! No problem for the keeper.

  32. 12'

    Miscommunication between Zeno and Beerus when there was a great chance to be had...

  33. 7'

    Free kick scored by Guco

    And it's a goal! Guco finds the top corner from the free kick, vegeta stayed rooted to his line.

  34. 6'

    Gerard Manletan dribbles past Freezer with a magnificent nutmeg. Freezer seems annoyed, so he tackles Gerard Manletan from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  35. 3'

    A shirt pull by Son Goten; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for this derby between PSG 676767676767 and FC Lorient; this is an important match for both teams.

Key stats

PSG 676767676767 FC Lorient
23% Possession 77%
0 Goals 4
0 Shots on target 12
0 Shots off target 2
5 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Gerard Manletan 66' M.Ciani
  • Guco 63' Florian Capelle
  • C.Jallet 43' Guco
  • Guco 7'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 66'79'
  • 43'

Midfield

  • 63'7'43'
  • 63'

Attack

  • 66'

Substitutes

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