Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 42'

    Goal for Slice of life! Sime

    Sime unleashes a sublime strike that hits the bar and goes in. It's a goal!

In a display of football that can only be described as "tactical thuggery," Slice of life managed to snatch a 1-0 victory against Poketeam in what was essentially a glorified wrestling match. While Poketeam spent the afternoon trying to actually play the beautiful game—registering three shots on target and playing with the discipline of monks—Slice of life decided that the best way to win was to treat the rulebook like a suggestion. With a staggering six fouls committed, they turned the pitch into a minefield, proving that if you can't outplay your opponent, you can at least out-bruise them until they lose their rhythm. ⚽

The match reached its peak of absurdity in the 42nd minute when, against the run of play and perhaps against the laws of physics, Slice of life found the back of the net. Poketeam looked stunned, having spent the first half creating genuine chances only to be thwarted by their own misfortune and a desperate defensive wall. By the time the second half rolled around, the frustration was palpable; Poketeam finally committed a foul of their own in the 55th minute, clearly tired of being the only ones playing with any semblance of sportsmanship while their opponents were busy auditioning for a contact sport league. 🤡

The dying embers of the game were a desperate scramble for Poketeam, who saw a crucial free kick sail into oblivion, cementing their misery. Slice of life, meanwhile, spent the final minutes alternating between peppering the goal with late shots and continuing their foul-fest, seemingly determined to break a record for most interruptions in a single half. It wasn't pretty, it wasn't elegant, and it certainly wasn't fair, but for Slice of life, a win is a win—even if it was carved out of pure, unadulterated grit and a total disregard for the referee's whistle.

Match details

On 06/11/2026 06:30

Miami stadium (Slice of life)

47548 spectators

No extra time

Myzi
300 pts
21 yrs
Vyhu
274 pts
23 yrs
Wybu
286 pts
25 yrs
Vince
279 pts
29 yrs
Talou
234 pts
19 yrs
Wybu
282 pts
24 yrs
Sime
270 pts
24 yrs
Jake
258 pts
20 yrs
Zyjo
269 pts
18 yrs
Dexter
275 pts
29 yrs
Kivu
280 pts
23 yrs
Cywu
247 pts
19 yrs
Ducy
244 pts
22 yrs
W.Pacho
261 pts
21 yrs
Gabriel
241 pts
28 yrs
Cyprien R...
243 pts
24 yrs
Z. Zidane_10
267 pts
23 yrs
Hawi
250 pts
21 yrs
Paqy
243 pts
24 yrs
Xeve
242 pts
23 yrs
Oscar Car...
310 pts
25 yrs
Rani
251 pts
23 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Slice of life beats Poketeam in an unsurprising and thoroughly deserved victory.

  2. 88'

    Shot off target by Wybu

    Wybu tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

  3. 87'

    Rani tries to outpace Wybu, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

  4. 84'

    Slice of life and Poketeam seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!

  5. 81'

    Save by Cywu

    The powerful 20-meter strike from Wybu is punched away by Cywu.

  6. 77'

    Save by Cywu

    Dexter hits a clean shot on target, but Cywu makes a world-class save to clear the danger.

  7. 74'

    Z. Zidane_10 and Ducy are putting on a show, toying with the opposing defense with a series of one-twos!

  8. 71'

    Free kick by Rani

    Rani strikes the free kick cleverly, the ball bouncing just before reaching Myzi. He can only parry it before the defense clears it for a throw-in.

  9. 70'

    Vyhu is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Ducy.

  10. 65'

    Zyjo pushes Paqy in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  11. 63'

    Shot off target by Rani

    Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by Rani, Xeve takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!

  12. 60'

    Slice of life is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the Poketeam players.

  13. 55'

    Ducy attempts a tough tackle on Kivu but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  14. 49'

    Sime cannot stop Cyprien Robin, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  15. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Poketeam va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  16. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Slice of life.

  17. 42'

    Goal for Slice of life! Sime

    Sime unleashes a sublime strike that hits the bar and goes in. It's a goal!

  18. 41'

    Shot off target by Rani

    Rani cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.

  19. 36'

    Shot on target by Cyprien Robin

    Hawi crosses for Cyprien Robin, who hits a beautiful volley, but the keeper makes an incredible fingertip save.

  20. 34'

    Vyhu is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Ducy.

  21. 29'

    Talou just tackled Z. Zidane_10 with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  22. 24'

    A sublime cross-field pass from Hawi to Oscar Cardozo, who brings it down with his chest.

  23. 19'

    Poketeam are really struggling to get a foothold in the game; Slice of life are pressing as soon as their opponents have the ball.

  24. 16'

    Shot on target by Z. Zidane_10

    Z. Zidane_10 passes to Paqy, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

  25. 13'

    Shot off target by Sime

    Header from Sime!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.

  26. 12'

    Poketeam fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.

  27. 7'

    Kivu attempts a tough tackle on Z. Zidane_10 but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  28. 1'

    Slice of life is barely seeing the ball as Poketeam dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the Poketeam fans, who have started a Mexican wave.

  29. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for a match that promises plenty of surprises! This game will feature Slice of life against Poketeam.

Key stats

Slice of life Poketeam
38% Possession 62%
1 Goals 0
3 Shots on target 3
2 Shots off target 2
6 Fouls 1
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Sime 42'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 42'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

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