Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 76'

    Goal for Les Patronuls! Kuny

    From a great cross by Deru, Kuny perfectly cuts to the near post and plants an unstoppable header.

  2. 75'

    Goal for Les Patronuls! Deru

    Following a great counter-attack, Kuny breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Deru is there to finish. A textbook goal!

  3. 32'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Jessica Alba

    Angelina Jolie takes the corner, it's cleared by the defense, but Jessica Alba picks up the rebound and fires it into the net. GOAL!!!

  4. 26'

    Yellow card for Jessica Alba

    And yes, it's logical; Jessica Alba gets a deserved yellow card for that nasty challenge.

  5. 13'

    Pysy goes down injured

    I think Pysy got hurt on that play.

What a spectacular collapse for FC Rumes-LG C! They spent the first hour of the match acting like they were auditioning for a role in a slapstick comedy rather than a football game. After drawing first blood with a tidy corner kick in the 32nd minute, they seemed to decide that the best defensive strategy was to collect yellow cards and commit fouls like they were handing out free candy. By the time they hit their fifth foul of the night, it was clear that FC Rumes-LG C was more interested in the referee’s notebook than the scoreboard. 🤡

On the other side of the pitch, Les Patronuls spent most of the afternoon firing shots into orbit, seemingly trying to hit a satellite rather than the back of the net. They missed the frame eight times, proving that precision is clearly not their strong suit. Even a mid-match injury couldn't stop their chaotic momentum. It was pure, unadulterated madness as they stumbled through the pitch, only to suddenly wake up from their collective nap when it mattered most.

The final ten minutes were an absolute farce for the home crowd. In a blink-and-you-miss-it sequence, Les Patronuls turned a stagnant 1-0 deficit into a 1-2 victory with two goals in two minutes. FC Rumes-LG C looked on in utter disbelief, their early lead evaporating faster than their composure. While Les Patronuls will celebrate this gritty, albeit messy, win, their opponents are left wondering how they managed to lose a game they were essentially gift-wrapped. A truly humbling day for the home side! ⚽

Match details

On 04/11/2026 13:30

Stade J.Vanderhaegen (FC Rumes-LG C)

63700 spectators

No extra time

Denise Ri...
369 pts
24 yrs
Natalie P...
361 pts
24 yrs
Mila Kunis
362 pts
25 yrs
Zendaya
366 pts
25 yrs
Cameron Diaz
376 pts
21 yrs
Monica Be...
361 pts
25 yrs
Jessica Alba
365 pts
25 yrs
Emma Stone
361 pts
25 yrs
ScarlettJ...
366 pts
26 yrs
Angelina ...
366 pts
22 yrs
Margot Ro...
366 pts
26 yrs
Pierre Ne...
353 pts
24 yrs
Pysy
342 pts
20 yrs
N. O Reilly
341 pts
24 yrs
Joueur13
310 pts
28 yrs
Vidu
366 pts
20 yrs
Zojy
354 pts
22 yrs
Kuny
405 pts
20 yrs
Philippe ...
360 pts
24 yrs
Deru
405 pts
21 yrs
Pube
361 pts
20 yrs
Raspoutine
385 pts
23 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    Les Patronuls beats FC Rumes-LG C in an unsurprising and thoroughly deserved victory.

  2. 89'

    Shot off target by Kuny

    Kuny picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.

  3. 85'

    ScarlettJohansson finds plenty of space down the left. He crosses to Cameron Diaz, who controls with a spin and beats the keeper at the second attempt. But he is flagged offside. Replays confirm it was the right call.

  4. 84'

    Pysy plays a ball over the top for N. O Reilly in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

  5. 83'

    Raspoutine intercepts a pass intended for Mila Kunis.

  6. 79'

    Shot off target by Zojy

    Zojy unleashes a massive strike from that Kuny pass, but it sails straight into the stands. At least it will make one fan happy!

  7. 76'

    Goal for Les Patronuls! Kuny

    From a great cross by Deru, Kuny perfectly cuts to the near post and plants an unstoppable header.

  8. 75'

    Goal for Les Patronuls! Deru

    Following a great counter-attack, Kuny breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Deru is there to finish. A textbook goal!

  9. 74'

    Pube tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Monica Bellucci, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

  10. 69'

    Shot off target by Zojy

    Zojy tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

  11. 63'

    Joueur13 delivers a cross far beyond the back post while Pysy was all alone in front of the goal.

  12. 61'

    Shot off target by Margot Robbie

    Nice strike from Margot Robbie but it's off target. What a pity!

  13. 60'

    Margot Robbie dribbles past Raspoutine with a magnificent nutmeg. Raspoutine seems annoyed, so he tackles Margot Robbie from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  14. 56'

    An excellent through ball from Emma Stone to ScarlettJohansson! He bears down on the keeper and it's a goooal!!! Oh no! The flag is up, it's offside.

  15. 54'

    ScarlettJohansson intercepts a pass intended for Zojy.

  16. 53'

    Save by Denise Richards

    Kuny fires a confident shot from 25 meters! But Denise Richards makes an incredible save, the crowd is going wild!

  17. 52'

    Save by Pierre Nenette

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by ScarlettJohansson, but it goes straight into the arms of Pierre Nenette.

  18. 50'

    Shot off target by Pube

    Off the post for Pube! Through on goal, he beats the keeper but hits the woodwork!

  19. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Les Patronuls va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  20. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour FC Rumes-LG C.

  21. 42'

    Free kick by Raspoutine

    Raspoutine is going to take this set piece. He strikes it with power... The keeper is caught wrong-footed, but the ball hits the crossbar and goes out of play. What a pity.

  22. 42'

    Zendaya leans on Deru in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  23. 39'

    Shot off target by Deru

    Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by Deru, Kuny takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!

  24. 37'

    Free kick by Raspoutine

    Dangerous free kick centrally taken by Raspoutine, he shoots but the ball sails into the stands... What a pity.

  25. 36'

    Zendaya is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Pube.

  26. 32'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Jessica Alba

    Angelina Jolie takes the corner, it's cleared by the defense, but Jessica Alba picks up the rebound and fires it into the net. GOAL!!!

  27. 26'

    Yellow card for Jessica Alba

    And yes, it's logical; Jessica Alba gets a deserved yellow card for that nasty challenge.

  28. 26'

    Jessica Alba is late on Pysy, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  29. 23'

    Emma Stone commits a deliberate obstruction on Raspoutine. Watch out!

  30. 17'

    Save by Pierre Nenette

    Pierre Nenette makes an incredible save on the goal line to stop a powerful shot from Cameron Diaz; Cameron Diaz can't believe it!

  31. 13'

    Pysy goes down injured

    I think Pysy got hurt on that play.

  32. 13'

    Jessica Alba attempts a tough tackle on Pysy but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  33. 8'

    Shot off target by Zojy

    Zojy cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.

  34. 3'

    Shot on target by Zojy

    Zojy beats his man with a brilliant roulette, shoots immediately, but his effort is saved by the keeper's foot. What a fantastic play!!!

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    Hello everyone, get ready for a great match! Today, FC Rumes-LG C takes on Les Patronuls.

Key stats

FC Rumes-LG C Les Patronuls
27% Possession 73%
1 Goals 2
3 Shots on target 4
1 Shots off target 8
5 Fouls 1
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 1

Scorers

  • Jessica Alba 32' Angelina Jolie

Scorers

  • Kuny 76' Deru
  • Deru 75' Kuny

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 32'26'
  • 32'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 13'

Midfield

  • 76'75'

Attack

  • 75'76'

Substitutes

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