Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 85'

    Goal for ESSM Le Portel! Dylan Harper

    It's a corner! Digue Diawara plays it along the ground to Dylan Harper, who produces a fantastic backheel that leaves the keeper with no chance!

  2. 31'

    Goal for ESSM Le Portel! Maxime Raynaud

    Magnificent play by Maxime Raynaud, who dribbles past one opponent, avoids a tackle from another, and finds himself one-on-one with Cywu. He beats him with an inside-of-the-boot finish into the net!

  3. 20'

    Free kick scored by Rani

    A curling free kick from Rani that finds the far top corner.

What a spectacular display of professional incompetence we witnessed today as Poketeam managed to turn a dream start into a total nightmare. After snagging an early lead in the 20th minute via a beautiful free kick, they seemed to decide that the job was done, proceeding to fire shots into the stratosphere with a consistency that would make a weather balloon jealous. With only one measly shot on target the entire game, Poketeam essentially played a game of "how far can we kick the ball away from the net" while their opponents patiently waited for the inevitable collapse. 🤡

On the other side of the pitch, ESSM Le Portel showcased the kind of gritty determination that makes fans believe in miracles—or at least in the concept of aiming at the goal. Despite a shaky start, they clawed their way back in the 31st minute and spent the rest of the match peppering the Poketeam defense. With five shots on target, they were clearly the only side that remembered the objective was to score, not to practice long-distance field goal kicks.

The drama reached its peak in the 85th minute when ESSM Le Portel finally capitalized on a corner to seal a 1-2 victory. It was a poetic end to a match where one team forgot how to play football and the other simply refused to lose. Poketeam will surely be heading home to practice their aim—or perhaps look for a new sport entirely—while ESSM Le Portel walks away with the points and the dignity of a team that knows exactly where the goalposts are located. 🔥

Match details

On 04/11/2026 07:30

Highbury (Poketeam)

40487 spectators

No extra time

Cywu
247 pts
19 yrs
Ducy
244 pts
22 yrs
W.Pacho
261 pts
21 yrs
Gabriel
241 pts
28 yrs
Cyprien R...
243 pts
24 yrs
Z. Zidane_10
267 pts
23 yrs
Hawi
250 pts
21 yrs
Paqy
243 pts
24 yrs
Xeve
242 pts
23 yrs
Oscar Car...
310 pts
25 yrs
Rani
251 pts
23 yrs
Zoran Nik...
253 pts
25 yrs
Mathieu B...
256 pts
28 yrs
Eric Girard
257 pts
24 yrs
Jack Nunge
254 pts
30 yrs
Greg Lee
256 pts
30 yrs
Digue Dia...
255 pts
30 yrs
David DiLeo
250 pts
32 yrs
Nolan Traore
255 pts
25 yrs
Nadir Hifi
252 pts
35 yrs
Dylan Harper
258 pts
23 yrs
Maxime Ra...
257 pts
25 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    Full time, ESSM Le Portel hands another defeat to Poketeam, who must regroup for their next match.

  2. 89'

    Shot off target by Nadir Hifi

    After beating his marker, Nadir Hifi shoots, but unfortunately his effort is off target.

  3. 85'

    Goal for ESSM Le Portel! Dylan Harper

    It's a corner! Digue Diawara plays it along the ground to Dylan Harper, who produces a fantastic backheel that leaves the keeper with no chance!

  4. 82'

    Save by Cywu

    Digue Diawara fires a great shot on goal, but Cywu saves it without much trouble.

  5. 80'

    Nadir Hifi attempts a tough tackle on Z. Zidane_10 but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  6. 75'

    Shot off target by Nadir Hifi

    Big miss! Nadir Hifi cuts the ball back to Maxime Raynaud. After a great touch he is one-on-one with the keeper, but his powerful strike is off target! What a waste...

  7. 71'

    Free kick by Digue Diawara

    Free kick! Digue Diawara completely miscues his strike and it sails into the stands.

  8. 70'

    Paqy commits a deliberate obstruction on Eric Girard. Watch out!

  9. 67'

    Shot off target by Paqy

    Run down the right flank by Paqy who crosses for Hawi, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!

  10. 63'

    Save by Cywu

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by Dylan Harper, but it goes straight into the arms of Cywu.

  11. 57'

    Shot off target by Oscar Cardozo

    Oscar Cardozo has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.

  12. 53'

    Jack Nunge tries to outpace Ducy, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

  13. 51'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, Nolan Traore pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Oscar Cardozo. Pure class.

  14. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  15. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  16. 41'

    Nolan Traore pulls off a beautiful chest-trap into the path of Maxime Raynaud. We would love to see that kind of skill more often!

  17. 38'

    Save by Cywu

    That was close! A perfect through ball finds David DiLeo one-on-one with the keeper; he draws him out and tries to lob him... but Cywu had anticipated the move and stretches to deflect the ball!

  18. 35'

    Shot off target by Maxime Raynaud

    Maxime Raynaud works the right flank before crossing. Digue Diawara tries to volley it home but miscues completely. Goal kick.

  19. 31'

    Goal for ESSM Le Portel! Maxime Raynaud

    Magnificent play by Maxime Raynaud, who dribbles past one opponent, avoids a tackle from another, and finds himself one-on-one with Cywu. He beats him with an inside-of-the-boot finish into the net!

  20. 26'

    Shot off target by Z. Zidane_10

    Z. Zidane_10 is through on goal after a superb pass from Hawi, but he chips it too much and it goes over. Everyone thought that was in!

  21. 20'

    Free kick scored by Rani

    A curling free kick from Rani that finds the far top corner.

  22. 20'

    Heavy foul by Nolan Traore who charges into Xeve from behind.

  23. 14'

    Paqy and W.Pacho are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.

  24. 9'

    Poketeam is barely seeing the ball as ESSM Le Portel dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the ESSM Le Portel fans, who have started a Mexican wave.

  25. 8'

    Poketeam is currently dominating in midfield, pushing ESSM Le Portel back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!

  26. 6'

    Shot off target by Hawi

    Hawi wins the ball in the opposition defense but rushes his effort and completely shanks it.

  27. 3'

    Shot off target by Paqy

    Paqy tries his luck with his left from the edge of the box! Just over the bar!

  28. 1'

    Offside called against Greg Lee, poorly served by David DiLeo.

  29. 0'

    Kick-off

    The stadium is buzzing; an exciting match is in store between Poketeam and ESSM Le Portel!

Key stats

Poketeam ESSM Le Portel
41% Possession 59%
1 Goals 2
1 Shots on target 5
5 Shots off target 4
1 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Rani 20'

Scorers

  • Dylan Harper 85' Digue Diawara
  • Maxime Raynaud 31'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 20'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 85'

Attack

  • 85'
  • 31'

Substitutes

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