Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 78'

    Goal for CS Bourgoin-Jallieu! Haaland

    And Haaland scores! From a cross, Myzi clears it poorly and the ball lands straight at the feet of Haaland, who calmly slots it home... What a comedy of errors!

  2. 58'

    Yellow card for Mugu

    Mugu needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.

  3. 55'

    Goal for Slice of life! Harry

    Dexter plays a low corner to the near post for Harry, who redirects it with his foot into the back of the net.

If you were looking for a high-octane display of professional football, you clearly took a wrong turn at the stadium gates. The clash between CS Bourgoin-Jallieu and Slice of life ended in a 1-1 draw that felt more like a collective nap than a sporting event. With a grand total of eight shots missing the target entirely, it is safe to say that the local pigeons were the only ones truly endangered by the strikers' aim. ⚽

The match dragged on with the intensity of a lukewarm cup of tea until Slice of life finally decided to wake up in the 55th minute, scoring a scrappy goal off a corner. Not to be outdone in the art of being frustrating, CS Bourgoin-Jallieu responded with a yellow card for their troubles before finally finding the back of the net in the 78th minute. The rest of the afternoon was a symphony of wasted free kicks and tactical fouls, as both teams seemed terrified of actually winning the game. 😴

By the time the final whistle blew, the stats told the hilarious truth: CS Bourgoin-Jallieu managed a pathetic three shots on target, while Slice of life somehow walked away with only one. It was a masterclass in how to frustrate your own fans for ninety minutes straight. We hope both squads enjoy their hard-earned point, because frankly, nobody else watching did.

Match details

On 04/11/2026 06:30

Stade J.C. Dusse (CS Bourgoin-Jallieu)

27880 spectators

No extra time

Dehe
205 pts
20 yrs
Rywi
201 pts
20 yrs
Cyco
294 pts
21 yrs
GRILLOT
286 pts
22 yrs
Juce
285 pts
24 yrs
Mugu
275 pts
21 yrs
Zewi
281 pts
21 yrs
Fuky
292 pts
21 yrs
Haaland
288 pts
21 yrs
Laba
184 pts
19 yrs
Zaxu
289 pts
22 yrs
Myzi
300 pts
21 yrs
Vyhu
274 pts
23 yrs
Wybu
286 pts
25 yrs
Vince
279 pts
29 yrs
Harry
266 pts
34 yrs
Wybu
282 pts
24 yrs
Sime
270 pts
24 yrs
Jake
258 pts
20 yrs
Zyjo
269 pts
18 yrs
Dexter
275 pts
29 yrs
Kivu
280 pts
23 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    CS Bourgoin-Jallieu and Slice of life could not be separated after 90 minutes, and that is how it ends.

  2. 89'

    Sime finds plenty of space down the left. He crosses to Harry, who controls with a spin and beats the keeper at the second attempt. But he is flagged offside. Replays confirm it was the right call.

  3. 85'

    Free kick by Zaxu

    Zaxu goes over the wall but can't beat Myzi, who had anticipated the shot.

  4. 85'

    Hard tackle by Wybu on Juce, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  5. 81'

    Shot off target by Zaxu

    Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by Zaxu, Mugu takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!

  6. 78'

    Goal for CS Bourgoin-Jallieu! Haaland

    And Haaland scores! From a cross, Myzi clears it poorly and the ball lands straight at the feet of Haaland, who calmly slots it home... What a comedy of errors!

  7. 75'

    Juce miscontrols the ball, allowing Harry to calmly restart the play.

  8. 70'

    Haaland intercepts a pass intended for Vyhu.

  9. 65'

    A surging run from Juce looking for a one-two with Rywi, but the latter is blocked.

  10. 62'

    Shot off target by Harry

    Harry recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

  11. 58'

    Yellow card for Mugu

    Mugu needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.

  12. 57'

    The tackle by Mugu on Jake is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  13. 55'

    Goal for Slice of life! Harry

    Dexter plays a low corner to the near post for Harry, who redirects it with his foot into the back of the net.

  14. 50'

    Shot off target by Sime

    Sime crosses, Dexter attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

  15. 49'

    Superb nutmeg by Harry on his opponent Juce; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.

  16. 46'

    Free kick by Zaxu

    Free kick, Zaxu to take it, he takes his run-up, it's 30 meters over the bar, that was a lovely drop goal!

  17. 46'

    After an aerial duel, Dexter delivers a violent elbow to the face of Laba, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  20. 42'

    Haaland and Rywi are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!

  21. 38'

    Free kick by Zaxu

    Free kick! Zaxu completely miscues his strike and it sails into the stands.

  22. 38'

    Haaland dribbles past Zyjo with a magnificent nutmeg. Zyjo seems annoyed, so he tackles Haaland from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  23. 34'

    Save by Myzi

    Myzi is on fire! He tips a left-footed rocket from Mugu out for a corner.

  24. 30'

    Vyhu cannot stop Dehe, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  25. 25'

    Slice of life has settled on the ball and is moving it well, looking for an opening; CS Bourgoin-Jallieu will struggle to win it back.

  26. 23'

    Shot off target by Dexter

    Dexter recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

  27. 18'

    Shot off target by Juce

    Strike from Juce that goes just over the crossbar; the keeper can breathe a sigh of relief.

  28. 16'

    Wybu is through on goal, but Juce wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

  29. 15'

    Wybu hesitates too long in the box and loses the ball following a challenge from Fuky.

  30. 13'

    Shot off target by Zyjo

    Zyjo waits for an option, but none comes, so he goes for it and shoots! Way over the bar.

  31. 7'

    It is all one-way traffic right now! Slice of life has the ball, but can CS Bourgoin-Jallieu hold off this attack?

  32. 5'

    Vince plays a ball over the top for Sime in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

  33. 4'

    In a duel with Fuky, Sime goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  34. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway for this thrilling match between CS Bourgoin-Jallieu and Slice of life.

Key stats

CS Bourgoin-Jallieu Slice of life
47% Possession 53%
1 Goals 1
3 Shots on target 1
4 Shots off target 4
2 Fouls 4
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Haaland 78'

Scorers

  • Harry 55' Dexter

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 58'

Attack

  • 78'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 55'

Midfield

Attack

  • 55'

Substitutes

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