Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 80'

    Yellow card for Sanna

    Sanna picks up his first booking of the match; he will need to be careful from now on.

If you enjoy watching paint dry or listening to grass grow, then the clash between ES ST Benoit and Le Pas FC was the spectacle of the century. ES ST Benoit absolutely bombarded the opposition goal with 8 shots on target, yet they seemingly forgot that the objective of football is to actually put the ball inside the net, not test the goalkeeper’s reflexes for ninety minutes straight. It was a statistical massacre that somehow ended in a scoreless void, leaving fans questioning if the forwards were secretly working for the opposing team. 😴

On the other side of the pitch, Le Pas FC turned "anti-football" into a fine art form. With only 1 solitary shot on target and a tactical approach that seemed to focus exclusively on committing 5 fouls, they were essentially playing 'Rugby' while everyone else was playing soccer. The highlight for Le Pas FC was a yellow card in the 80th minute—the only real sign of life from a side that spent most of the match retreating into their own defensive bunker, praying for the final whistle to save them from their own incompetence. 🧱

The drama peaked in the 89th minute with a wasted free kick from ES ST Benoit, serving as the perfect punctuation mark for this snooze-fest. While ES ST Benoit dominated the stats sheet, they lacked the killer instinct required to break down a Le Pas FC wall that was held together by pure luck and a lack of ambition. A 0-0 draw that felt less like a sporting event and more like a collective punishment for everyone forced to watch this display of tactical bankruptcy. 🤡

Match details

On 02/11/2026 08:30

Stade de la Varenne (ES ST Benoit)

41845 spectators

No extra time

B. LAMA
248 pts
32 yrs
Japp STAM
250 pts
23 yrs
MARQUIKI
254 pts
35 yrs
N. MENDES
251 pts
34 yrs
A. HAKIMI
249 pts
30 yrs
PAULETA
245 pts
23 yrs
A. PIRLO
250 pts
25 yrs
LAMPARD
245 pts
31 yrs
RONALDINDON
243 pts
32 yrs
E. DAVIDS
247 pts
23 yrs
KIKI BAPE
245 pts
29 yrs
Samassa
223 pts
29 yrs
Hide
236 pts
20 yrs
Tuly
231 pts
22 yrs
Lonu
246 pts
22 yrs
Cyra
237 pts
20 yrs
Bicu
226 pts
21 yrs
Sanna
227 pts
27 yrs
Robo
229 pts
23 yrs
Belu
257 pts
21 yrs
LA PATROU...
233 pts
25 yrs
Sune
254 pts
20 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    It is over, ES ST Benoit and Le Pas FC finish with a 0-0- draw in a tight match.

  2. 89'

    Free kick by KIKI BAPE

    Free kick taken by KIKI BAPE... The wall is too close and deflects the ball for a corner.

  3. 89'

    Undeniable foul! Belu tackles A. HAKIMI with both feet off the ground!

  4. 86'

    Save by Samassa

    From midfield, PAULETA unleashes a superb strike, but Samassa catches it easily before shouting at his teammates to wake them up.

  5. 83'

    Save by Samassa

    That was close! A perfect through ball finds E. DAVIDS one-on-one with the keeper; he draws him out and tries to lob him... but Samassa had anticipated the move and stretches to deflect the ball!

  6. 80'

    Yellow card for Sanna

    Sanna picks up his first booking of the match; he will need to be careful from now on.

  7. 80'

    Sanna leans on MARQUIKI in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  8. 74'

    Tactical change — ES ST Benoit

    ES ST Benoit modifie sa stratégie.

  9. 71'

    Hide leans on B. LAMA in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  10. 67'

    ES ST Benoit has settled on the ball and is moving it well, looking for an opening; Le Pas FC will struggle to win it back.

  11. 63'

    Great pressing from ES ST Benoit. Le Pas FC is struggling to play properly.

  12. 58'

    Save by Samassa

    From a cut-back, PAULETA hits a volley on target, but Samassa tips it onto his right post! What a world-class play.

  13. 55'

    Shot on target by A. HAKIMI

    A. HAKIMI tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

  14. 49'

    Shot off target by A. PIRLO

    A. PIRLO recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

  15. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  16. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  17. 39'

    Great link-up play between E. DAVIDS and MARQUIKI; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!

  18. 37'

    Shot off target by PAULETA

    Off the post for PAULETA! Through on goal, he beats the keeper but hits the woodwork!

  19. 35'

    Shot off target by A. PIRLO

    With no options available, A. PIRLO decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

  20. 30'

    Belu puts in a heavy tackle on A. HAKIMI during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  21. 28'

    PAULETA looks for KIKI BAPE in behind the defense, but KIKI BAPE cannot control the ball properly.

  22. 26'

    Free kick by Belu

    A powerful free kick from Belu punched away by B. LAMA.

  23. 26'

    E. DAVIDS stamps on Robo, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  24. 23'

    Shot off target by Sanna

    Run down the right flank by Sanna who crosses for LA PATROUILLE, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!

  25. 19'

    Shot off target by A. PIRLO

    A. PIRLO passes to A. HAKIMI, who strikes from 20 meters out, but the ball goes very close... to the corner flag.

  26. 14'

    Shot on target by A. PIRLO

    A shot from A. PIRLO following a pass by KIKI BAPE, but it is saved by the keeper.

  27. 12'

    Shot off target by E. DAVIDS

    E. DAVIDS tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

  28. 10'

    Shot on target by LAMPARD

    LAMPARD approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and E. DAVIDS fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!

  29. 6'

    Shot on target by RONALDINDON

    Nice cross from E. DAVIDS finds its target perfectly, great strike from RONALDINDON, but the keeper makes a spectacular fingertip save.

  30. 2'

    Free kick by KIKI BAPE

    KIKI BAPE steps up to take the free kick but completely miscues it and the ball goes well over the bar. A shot to forget!

  31. 1'

    Unacceptable foul by Cyra who tackles Japp STAM from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway! We expect a quality match as ES ST Benoit faces Le Pas FC.

Key stats

ES ST Benoit Le Pas FC
76% Possession 24%
0 Goals 0
8 Shots on target 1
6 Shots off target 1
1 Fouls 5
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

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Goalkeeper

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  • 80'

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