Team Retro/91 vs ASC80 - Match report

Championship

Full time

Team Retro/91

2-5

HT: 1 - 3

ASC80

Key moments

70'

Goal for Team Retro/91! Zoby

Zoby and Popu link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and Zoby, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.
58'

Goal for ASC80! Joueur6

Joueur6 faces off against Ramos, and Joueur6 fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!
55'

Goal for ASC80! ZIZOU

A driven cross from LEAUTEY, the keeper misses his punch and ZIZOU just has to tap it into the net.
23'

Goal for Team Retro/91! Zoby

On the counter-attack, Popu plays a through ball to Zoby, who rounds the keeper and taps into an empty net! What composure!
11'

Goal for ASC80! Joueur6

A well-taken corner by LEAUTEY. Joueur6 loses his marker and plants a header past the keeper and into the net. It's a goal!
6'

Goal for ASC80! ZIZOU

ZIZOU leaves Valentin Olivier for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!
4'

Goal for ASC80! GIROU

GIROU lobs Alexis Pilet who was off his line, and the ball ends up in the back of the net!

Match editorial

THE GREAT HUMILIATION: ASC80 TURNS TEAM RETRO/91 INTO A HISTORICAL FOOTNOTE

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a tactical execution. From the opening whistle, ASC80 treated Team Retro/91 like a training cone collection, storming to a 3-0 lead within the first eleven minutes. It was an absolute masterclass in offensive pressure, leaving the Team Retro/91 defense looking like they were trying to solve a Rubik’s cube in the middle of a hurricane. With 13 total shots compared to their opponents' measly two, ASC80 dictated every inch of the pitch with the arrogance of champions. ⚽

To their credit, Team Retro/91 managed a few flickers of life, scoring two goals to make the final 2-5 scoreline look slightly less like a crime scene. However, their contribution to the game was largely limited to committing three clumsy fouls, proving that when you can’t stop the ball, you might as well try to stop the legs. The highlight of their defensive fragility came in the 63rd minute when they conceded a penalty, though ASC80 showed a rare moment of mercy by ballooning the spot-kick into the stands. Honestly, it was the only time ASC80 failed to look clinical all afternoon. 😂

By the time the final whistle blew, ASC80 had effectively dismantled the spirit of Team Retro/91. While the latter scrambled to save face with their late goal, the gulf in class was staggering. ASC80 played with a precision that bordered on cruel, while Team Retro/91 will likely spend the rest of the week wondering if they accidentally brought a rugby team to a football match. A brutal, one-sided affair that serves as a grim reminder: some teams play football, and others just watch it happen.

Head-to-head

Match details

On 20/08/2026 20:30

Retro Land (Team Retro/91)

22400 spectators

No extra time

Alexis Pilet

205 pts

31 yrs

John Terr...

217 pts

31 yrs

Ramos

225 pts

33 yrs

Valentin ...

205 pts

28 yrs

Popu

217 pts

21 yrs

Boudaoui

212 pts

27 yrs

Dayot Upa...

220 pts

32 yrs

Vyry

172 pts

20 yrs

Pyvo

227 pts

20 yrs

Zoby

225 pts

20 yrs

Hyhe

174 pts

20 yrs

GURTNER

208 pts

32 yrs

Joueur13

158 pts

28 yrs

BLANC

210 pts

27 yrs

Joueur4

203 pts

28 yrs

DESCHAMPS

205 pts

26 yrs

LEBOEUF

200 pts

27 yrs

ZIZOU

204 pts

30 yrs

LEAUTEY

198 pts

29 yrs

Joueur6

196 pts

29 yrs

GRIZOU

200 pts

33 yrs

GIROU

207 pts

28 yrs

Match commentary

90'

Full time!

The referee blows the final whistle. A fine 5-2 victory for ASC80 over Team Retro/91.
88'

GRIZOU pulls off a beautiful chest-trap into the path of Joueur13. We would love to see that kind of skill more often!
86'

Controlling a high ball on his chest, Joueur4 pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Valentin Olivier. Pure class.
84'

Shot off target by LEAUTEY

LEAUTEY skins two players and hits the post from thirty-five meters out!!
80'

Shot off target by DESCHAMPS

Great solo effort from DESCHAMPS, cutting inside from the left and firing a powerful shot into the side netting!
78'

Joueur13 looks for GRIZOU in behind the defense, but GRIZOU cannot control the ball properly.
76'

Shot on target by GIROU

GIROU races down the right and crosses perfectly for GRIZOU. Alone at the penalty spot, he heads it down, but the keeper stretches to his left to parry it away with his right hand. What an exceptional save!
74'

Great link-up play between GIROU and ZIZOU; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!
70'

Goal for Team Retro/91! Zoby

Zoby and Popu link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and Zoby, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.
69'

ASC80 is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against Team Retro/91.
63'

Penalty missed by GURTNER

GURTNER strikes the ball and it crashes against the crossbar, what a pity!
63'

Penalty to ASC80

Undeniable foul in the box!... GURTNER steps up, places the ball on the spot, and takes a few steps back...
63'

Joueur13 dribbles past Hyhe with a magnificent nutmeg. Hyhe seems annoyed, so he tackles Joueur13 from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!
62'

Vyry manages to dribble past GIROU, who catches up. Vyry slaps his opponent! Foul!
58'

Goal for ASC80! Joueur6

Joueur6 faces off against Ramos, and Joueur6 fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!
55'

Goal for ASC80! ZIZOU

A driven cross from LEAUTEY, the keeper misses his punch and ZIZOU just has to tap it into the net.
54'

What a horror tackle! Zoby drives his studs into BLANC's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.
51'

Miscommunication between LEBOEUF and Joueur6 when there was a great chance to be had...
46'

ASC80 and Team Retro/91 seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Team Retro/91 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 1 pour ASC80.
39'

Shot off target by GIROU

GIROU dribbles past three defenders and shoots from 25 meters. The ball hits the crossbar! What a shame!
35'

Shot on target by GRIZOU

GRIZOU breaks down the flank, cuts inside with a nice move, and crosses. ZIZOU powers a header straight into the keeper's gloves. A pity.
30'

Shot off target by LEBOEUF

LEBOEUF has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.
28'

Joueur13 tries to outpace Hyhe, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.
23'

Goal for Team Retro/91! Zoby

On the counter-attack, Popu plays a through ball to Zoby, who rounds the keeper and taps into an empty net! What composure!
21'

Shot off target by LEBOEUF

LEBOEUF sets up a half-volley at the edge of the box. It goes wide!
16'

Shot off target by Joueur6

Joueur6 lays it back to GIROU, who unleashes a missile! But it's no trouble; the ball is nowhere near the post.
13'

ZIZOU overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on Ramos, but it does not come off.
11'

Goal for ASC80! Joueur6

A well-taken corner by LEAUTEY. Joueur6 loses his marker and plants a header past the keeper and into the net. It's a goal!
6'

Goal for ASC80! ZIZOU

ZIZOU leaves Valentin Olivier for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!
4'

Goal for ASC80! GIROU

GIROU lobs Alexis Pilet who was off his line, and the ball ends up in the back of the net!
0'

Kick-off

Kick-off from the referee; both teams will need to give their all if they want to win this match.

Key stats

Team Retro/91 ASC80

23% Possession 77%

2 Goals 5

2 Shots on target 7

0 Shots off target 6

3 Fouls 0

0 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

Zoby 70' Popu
Zoby 23' Popu

Scorers

Joueur6 58'
ZIZOU 55' LEAUTEY
Joueur6 11' LEAUTEY
ZIZOU 6'
GIROU 4'

Key moments

THE GREAT HUMILIATION: ASC80 TURNS TEAM RETRO/91 INTO A HISTORICAL FOOTNOTE

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