1. 91'

   Full time!

   Full time, Poulpe hands another defeat to DickyDog, who must regroup for their next match.

2. 89'

   Slip kangourou's pass is completely off target and goes straight out for a throw-in. BENI LE BENET watches him and laughs.

3. 86'

   Yellow card for BENI LE BENET

   The referee reaches for his pocket for this minor foul and it's the red... no, the referee made a mistake pulling that card, he apologizes, it's just a yellow!

4. 86'

   BENI LE BENET catches Gros Beignet Dodu's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

5. 83'

   Yellow card for Slip kangourou

   Yellow card for Slip kangourou! You have to wonder how he escaped a red for that nasty challenge...

6. 82'

   Slip kangourou manages to dribble past SIRIUS CRACK, who catches up. Slip kangourou slaps his opponent! Foul!

7. 76'

   Free kick by BITURBO V12

   What a free kick!!!! BITURBO V12 goes for power. Unfortunately, the ball hits the crossbar before flying into the stands. What a chance!

8. 76'

   Sup Naked is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on BABOUIN FURTIF.

9. 71'

   Undeniable foul! Hermano delchibro tackles TOM HANKIKETTE with both feet off the ground!

10. 68'

    Save by Big clampin

    Big clampin can only deflect this curling shot from the edge of the box by BARBOSSA EN PIWI out for a corner.

11. 66'

    Goal for DickyDog! Jambe veineuse

    A massive scramble in the box, Jambe veineuse recovers the ball and crucifies EL KRAKEN with a powerful strike!

12. 62'

    DickyDog are really struggling to get a foothold in the game; Poulpe are pressing as soon as their opponents have the ball.

13. 59'

    Save by Big clampin

    That helps a keeper! Big clampin wins his duel against BITURBO V12, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

14. 55'

    Tactical change — DickyDog

    DickyDog modifie sa stratégie.

15. 54'

    Goal for Poulpe! BENI LE BENET

    GEORGE TROUDNEY starts from midfield and sends a right-footed cross finding BENI LE BENET, who powers a header into the back of the net!!!

16. 50'

    Shot on target by Le G

    A cross from Jambe veineuse finds Le G, who goes for a header. No trouble for the keeper.

17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe DickyDog va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

18. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 5 buts à 1 pour Poulpe.

19. 40'

    Goal for Poulpe! SIRIUS CRACK

    GOAL! After beating HUBERTO CARLOS, SIRIUS CRACK curls a beautiful shot into the far bottom corner! The keeper can only watch!

20. 35'

    What a horror tackle! Jambe veineuse drives his studs into SIRIUS CRACK's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

21. 33'

    Goal for Poulpe! BARBOSSA EN PIWI

    BITURBO V12 cuts the ball back to BARBOSSA EN PIWI, who strikes it with power. The ball hits the crossbar before going in. Superb play!

22. 32'

    Undeniable foul! Hermano delchibro tackles BITURBO V12 with both feet off the ground!

23. 30'

    Goal for DickyDog! Quoicoubaka

    Jambe veineuse takes the corner short and crosses to Quoicoubaka, who charges in to smash it home. Textbook stuff!

24. 25'

    Shot off target by Quoicoubaka

    Strike from Quoicoubaka that goes just over the crossbar; the keeper can breathe a sigh of relief.

25. 23'

    Free kick scored by BITURBO V12

    BITURBO V12 steps up for one of his trademark free kicks and it is in!!!!! Big clampin did not move!

26. 23'

    Undeniable foul! Slip kangourou tackles GANDALF EN TMAX with both feet off the ground!

27. 22'

    Tactical change — DickyDog

    DickyDog modifie sa stratégie.

28. 20'

    Shot off target by BITURBO V12

    After a nice team move, BITURBO V12 curls a shot from 25 meters out that goes just wide of the keeper, who didn't move.

29. 15'

    Goal for Poulpe! BITURBO V12

    Down the left, BARBOSSA EN PIWI drives forward and fires a low cross across the face of goal. The keeper can only parry it, and BITURBO V12 is there to dribble past him and tap into the empty net.

30. 13'

    Shot off target by GANDALF EN TMAX

    A real masterclass from GANDALF EN TMAX, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but SIRIUS CRACK, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

31. 12'

    GANDALF EN TMAX leans on Big clampin in an aerial duel and is penalized.

32. 9'

    Goal for Poulpe! GANDALF EN TMAX

    GEORGE TROUDNEY accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. GANDALF EN TMAX arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!

33. 6'

    Save by EL KRAKEN

    A beautiful strike from Le G headed for the top corner, but EL KRAKEN tips it onto the crossbar. What a chance!!

34. 3'

    Hermano delchibro dribbles past GANDALF EN TMAX with a magnificent nutmeg. GANDALF EN TMAX seems annoyed, so he tackles Hermano delchibro from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

35. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee checks with his assistants and blows the whistle for kick-off. The match is underway!

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