1. 91'

   Full time!

   The two teams finish level. Whistles ring out around the stadium as spectators express their disappointment with tonight's performance.

2. 90'

   Save by Big clampin

   From a cut-back, Magret séché hits a volley on target, but Big clampin tips it onto his right post! What a world-class play.

3. 88'

   Tactical change — DickyDog

   DickyDog modifie sa stratégie.

4. 88'

   Substitution for DickyDog

   DickyDog effectue un remplacement. Slip kangourou prend la place de SquirtyBéranger.

5. 87'

   A lightning-fast counter-attack led by SquirtyBéranger, who chooses to go alone... What a waste, Creamy Deluxe was completely unmarked!

6. 84'

   Penalty converted by Gros Beignet Dodu

   It's in! Gros Beignet Dodu beats the keeper with an unstoppable shot inside the post.

7. 84'

   Penalty to DickyDog

   That foul was committed inside the penalty area. The crowd is holding its breath! Gros Beignet Dodu is preparing to take the shot...

8. 84'

   Supp Oeuf Poché cannot stop Hamzezette, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

9. 82'

   Shot on target by Gros Beignet Dodu

   Great work from SquirtyBéranger on the right, Gros Beignet Dodu hits a half-volley but it's no trouble for the keeper.

10. 76'

    Goal for DickyDog! Hermano delchibro

    From this magnificent cross by Caillou dur, Hermano delchibro side-foots it home to score!

11. 74'

    Shot on target by Caillou dur

    Nice cross from Gros Beignet Dodu finds its target perfectly, great strike from Caillou dur, but the keeper makes a spectacular fingertip save.

12. 73'

    Tactical change — DickyDog

    DickyDog modifie sa stratégie.

13. 71'

    Free kick scored by Supp Oeuf Poché

    Supp Oeuf Poché catches everyone off guard by shooting directly from this free kick; the defense is beaten and Big clampin is forced to concede.

14. 71'

    After an aerial duel, Creamy Deluxe delivers a violent elbow to the face of Truite Vengeuse, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

15. 67'

    Yellow card for HUBERTO CARLOS

    HUBERTO CARLOS needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.

16. 67'

    After an aerial duel, HUBERTO CARLOS delivers a violent elbow to the face of Sauce Biggy, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

17. 65'

    Free kick scored by Gros Beignet Dodu

    Goal! A magnificent goal from Gros Beignet Dodu! With an unstoppable shot into the top corner, Double Cheddar was helpless against that rocket.

18. 64'

    Supp Oeuf Poché stamps on Gros Beignet Dodu, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

19. 62'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Biggy

    A through ball from FRITES BIEN MOLLE to Sauce Biggy, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.

20. 60'

    Tactical change — DickyDog

    DickyDog modifie sa stratégie.

21. 59'

    Shot off target by Sauce Hannibal

    Sauce Hannibal tries his luck with his left from the edge of the box! Just over the bar!

22. 56'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Supp Oeuf Poché

    A driven cross from Sauce Hannibal, the keeper misses his punch and Supp Oeuf Poché just has to tap it into the net.

23. 51'

    Miel Moutarde V2 cuts inside to beat his marker, but Hamzezette hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

24. 48'

    A run down the right from HUBERTO CARLOS, who crosses but sees his ball cleared by Sauce Hannibal. The danger remains near the penalty area.

25. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

26. 45+1'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

27. 41'

    Shot off target by Quoicoubaka

    A superb ball from Le G finds Quoicoubaka behind the defense. He chips the keeper, but the ball goes over the goal.

28. 40'

    Quoicoubaka and Le G are putting on a show, toying with the opposing defense with a series of one-twos!

29. 35'

    Lovely ball from Supp Oeuf Poché for Sauce Hannibal, but a defender intercepts.

30. 32'

    HUBERTO CARLOS and Creamy Deluxe are putting on a show, toying with the opposing defense with a series of one-twos!

31. 26'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS is moving the ball well with crisp passing, forcing DickyDog to chase. A great collective display from COMPOSE TON TACOS!

32. 25'

    Save by Big clampin

    Counter-attack from Supp Oeuf Poché who shoots, but Big clampin makes a save with his foot!

33. 24'

    Shot off target by Supp Oeuf Poché

    Supp Oeuf Poché fires a low cross across the goal... Magret séché gets a touch but it goes out for a goal kick.

34. 19'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS is moving the ball around well. DickyDog is completely disorganized and cannot win the ball back.

35. 17'

    DickyDog is pressing COMPOSE TON TACOS very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.

36. 15'

    DickyDog is moving the ball around well. COMPOSE TON TACOS is completely disorganized and cannot win the ball back.

37. 14'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS are in real trouble, DickyDog are currently monopolizing possession.

38. 11'

    Shot off target by Hamzezette

    Hamzezette skins two players and hits the post from thirty-five meters out!!

39. 5'

    Caillou dur slides into Truite Vengeuse as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

40. 4'

    Goal for DickyDog! Quoicoubaka

    Down the left, Gros Beignet Dodu drives forward and fires a low cross across the face of goal. The keeper can only parry it, and Quoicoubaka is there to dribble past him and tap into the empty net.

41. 1'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Hannibal

    HUBERTO CARLOS bites on the fake shot from Sauce Hannibal, who goes through on goal and slots it through the keeper's legs! What a play by Sauce Hannibal!

42. 0'

    Kick-off

    Get comfortable in your seat, we are set for 90 minutes of pure pleasure!

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