1. 91'

   Full time!

   After a thrilling match, TEAM OUZE takes the win over Hypopotamus.

2. 89'

   Goal for TEAM OUZE! CANCEROUZE

   Wobi is one-on-one with the keeper, the angle is tight, he spots CANCEROUZE making a run, slides the ball to him... And it is a GOAL!!!

3. 86'

   A shirt pull by Turbine à caca; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

4. 84'

   TEAM OUZE is currently dominating in midfield, pushing Hypopotamus back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!

5. 82'

   Goal for TEAM OUZE! KATCHOUZE

   It is in the back of the net!! A driven cross from CANCEROUZE is flicked on by KATCHOUZE to beat the keeper!

6. 79'

   Goal for TEAM OUZE! CANCEROUZE

   PEPOUZE plays a superb through ball to CANCEROUZE, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.

7. 74'

   Shot off target by DIMITOUZE

   From over thirty meters out, DIMITOUZE tries his luck and sends the ball into the stands.

8. 70'

   Nasty tackle from behind by Pignouf on CANCEROUZE.

9. 65'

   Fenouil intercepts a pass intended for DIMITOUZE.

10. 63'

    DIMITOUZE complains about the tight marking from Chapeau Pointu, but the referee ignores him.

11. 58'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! KATCHOUZE

    After an impeccable one-two with CANCEROUZE, KATCHOUZE fires a shot that hits the post before going in. Magnificent!

12. 52'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! DIMITOUZE

    DIMITOUZE finds a gap in the defense and goes one-on-one with Mathieu Legrand. The keeper comes out but gets faked out, leaving DIMITOUZE with an empty net.

13. 46'

    Save by Mathieu Legrand

    Cut-back to the edge of the box, CANCEROUZE strikes it with power and a superb save from Mathieu Legrand, what a keeper!!

14. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Hypopotamus va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

15. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour TEAM OUZE.

16. 41'

    Hypopotamus is dropping back as TEAM OUZE looks increasingly dangerous.

17. 39'

    Shot off target by CANCEROUZE

    After a well-executed counterattack, Wobi sends a long cross to CANCEROUZE, who hits it on the volley; the keeper looks beaten, but the ball hits the post and goes out. So unlucky!

18. 35'

    Shot off target by Wobi

    KATCHOUZE finds Wobi first-time, who attempts an impulsive bicycle kick, but it's well off target!

19. 30'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! SHARKOUZE

    GOAL! After beating Turlututu, SHARKOUZE curls a beautiful shot into the far bottom corner! The keeper can only watch!

20. 25'

    Undeniable foul! Turbine à caca tackles BEBOUZE with both feet off the ground!

21. 23'

    Shot on target by KATCHOUZE

    A cross from DIMITOUZE finds KATCHOUZE, who goes for a header. No trouble for the keeper.

22. 18'

    Ball recovered by CASTOUZE who rushes to play INSOMNIOUZE through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.

23. 13'

    TEAM OUZE's defensive line is playing high, making them vulnerable to turnovers—Hypopotamus could capitalize on that.

24. 9'

    KATCHOUZE pulls off a beautiful chest-trap into the path of CASTOUZE. We would love to see that kind of skill more often!

25. 3'

    Free kick by Dildo

    A powerful free kick from Dildo punched away by BEBOUZE.

26. 3'

    PEPOUZE gets dribbled past by Base virale GPS and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

27. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway for what promises to be an exciting match between TEAM OUZE and Hypopotamus!

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