Friendly match

Full time

Key moments

  1. 77'

    Goal for OlympiqueAntoine! Juninho

    Stepover from Juninho, leaving Trump behind. He curls the ball into the top corner! A magnificent goal!

  2. 45+2'

    Substitution for Loche Witz

    Loche Witz effectue un remplacement. Kadhafi prend la place de Joueur15.

  3. 37'

    Goal for OlympiqueAntoine! Juninho

    Juninho beats one, then two defenders before finding himself alone against Poutine, whom he crucifies with a powerful strike. What a superb goal!

Quel spectacle, ou plutôt, quel enterrement de première classe nous ont offert les joueurs de l'OlympiqueAntoine ce soir ! Face à une équipe de Loche Witz qui a visiblement confondu le terrain de football avec une salle de méditation silencieuse, nos héros locaux ont monopolisé le cuir avec une insolence délicieuse. Avec 10 tirs au total, l'OlympiqueAntoine a pilonné une défense adverse inexistante. Si l'on excepte une maladresse chronique en début de match — mention spéciale aux tirs hors cadre qui ont frôlé le parking du stade —, la domination fut totale, presque gênante pour les pauvres spectateurs venus voir un « match ». ⚽

Il a fallu attendre la 37ème minute pour voir enfin le tableau d'affichage vibrer grâce à l'OlympiqueAntoine, punissant une équipe de Loche Witz incapable d'aligner le moindre tir. Zéro tir cadré, zéro tir non cadré : les visiteurs ont passé 90 minutes à contempler le gazon, probablement pour vérifier s'il était bien entretenu. L'OlympiqueAntoine a tranquillement doublé la mise à la 77ème minute, scellant une victoire 2-0 qui ressemble plus à un entraînement en solitaire qu'à une rencontre amicale. On cherche encore la trace du gardien de Loche Witz dans les statistiques, il a dû passer une soirée très calme à compter les nuages.

La tension était si faible que l'arbitre a dû s'ennuyer ferme, ne signalant qu'une petite faute par équipe sur l'ensemble de la rencontre. L'OlympiqueAntoine a été d'une propreté clinique, tandis que Loche Witz a attendu la 86ème minute pour enfin se manifester... par une faute. C'est bien maigre pour justifier un déplacement ! En résumé, une victoire logique et sans sueur pour l'OlympiqueAntoine, qui prouve qu'il n'a pas besoin d'adversaire pour briller, tant Loche Witz a brillé par son absence totale de football. Une soirée à oublier très vite pour les uns, et à savourer pour les autres ! 😴

Match details

On 14/08/2026 10:00

Groupama Stadium (OlympiqueAntoine)

32200 spectators

No extra time

Lopes
230 pts
24 yrs
Reveillère
280 pts
22 yrs
Cris
278 pts
25 yrs
Tagliafico
279 pts
25 yrs
Umtiti
279 pts
25 yrs
Tolisso
280 pts
25 yrs
Juninho
280 pts
23 yrs
Aouar
280 pts
25 yrs
Lacazette
279 pts
25 yrs
Fekir
280 pts
23 yrs
Depay
278 pts
25 yrs
Poutine
230 pts
32 yrs
Pinochet
136 pts
31 yrs
Trump
160 pts
33 yrs
kim Jun
140 pts
27 yrs
Amin Dada
140 pts
30 yrs
Staline
124 pts
32 yrs
Fidèle Ca...
128 pts
31 yrs
Kadhafi
124 pts
28 yrs
Oussama
122 pts
29 yrs
Adolf
182 pts
32 yrs
Mobutu
172 pts
31 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Loche Witz defended well, but could not prevent OlympiqueAntoine from securing this great victory.

  2. 88'

    What a move! After a dazzling dribbling display, Cris plays a through ball to Umtiti, who misses his touch in front of goal... What a shame!

  3. 86'

    Fidèle Castro manages to dribble past Juninho, who catches up. Fidèle Castro slaps his opponent! Foul!

  4. 85'

    Tolisso passes to Lacazette, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  5. 82'

    Shot on target by Umtiti

    Aouar crosses for Umtiti, who hits a beautiful volley, but the keeper makes an incredible fingertip save.

  6. 77'

    Goal for OlympiqueAntoine! Juninho

    Stepover from Juninho, leaving Trump behind. He curls the ball into the top corner! A magnificent goal!

  7. 74'

    Save by Poutine

    Cut-back to the edge of the box, Juninho strikes it with power and a superb save from Poutine, what a keeper!!

  8. 69'

    Down the left flank, Tagliafico plays it through to Reveillère, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

  9. 65'

    Shot off target by Juninho

    Juninho is through on goal after a superb pass from Tolisso, but he chips it too much and it goes over. Everyone thought that was in!

  10. 60'

    Shot off target by Tolisso

    A real masterclass from Tolisso, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but Fekir, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

  11. 55'

    Aouar miscontrols the ball, allowing Adolf to calmly restart the play.

  12. 50'

    Aouar is through on goal, but kim Jun wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

  13. 47'

    Aouar bursts down the right wing and tries to cut it back for Fekir, but it goes straight to a defender who clears it. A missed opportunity.

  14. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Loche Witz va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  15. 45+2'

    Substitution for Loche Witz

    Loche Witz effectue un remplacement. Kadhafi prend la place de Joueur15.

  16. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour OlympiqueAntoine.

  17. 41'

    As Trump heads toward the goal, Umtiti stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!

  18. 37'

    Goal for OlympiqueAntoine! Juninho

    Juninho beats one, then two defenders before finding himself alone against Poutine, whom he crucifies with a powerful strike. What a superb goal!

  19. 34'

    Umtiti slides into Trump as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  20. 31'

    Shot off target by Depay

    After a scramble, Tolisso lays it back to Depay who shoots wide. What a shame!

  21. 25'

    OlympiqueAntoine are really struggling to get a foothold in the game; Loche Witz are pressing as soon as their opponents have the ball.

  22. 22'

    Umtiti passes to Juninho, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  23. 17'

    OlympiqueAntoine is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against Loche Witz.

  24. 16'

    Superb nutmeg by Fekir on his opponent Pinochet; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.

  25. 12'

    Shot off target by Tolisso

    Run down the right flank by Tolisso who crosses for Aouar, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!

  26. 8'

    Shot off target by Lacazette

    After a well-executed counterattack, Umtiti sends a long cross to Lacazette, who hits it on the volley; the keeper looks beaten, but the ball hits the post and goes out. So unlucky!

  27. 5'

    Shot on target by Lacazette

    Lacazette puts on a clinic in midfield, accelerating through three defenders before setting up Aouar, whose left-footed shot from the edge of the box is blocked.

  28. 0'

    Kick-off

    The two teams have just stepped onto the pitch. The stadium is not full for this encounter.

Key stats

OlympiqueAntoine Loche Witz
77% Possession 23%
2 Goals 0
5 Shots on target 0
5 Shots off target 0
1 Fouls 1
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Juninho 77'
  • Juninho 37'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 77'37'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 45+2'

Attack

Substitutes

  • 45+2'

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